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Entirely carpeted floor:

**Mean:** 2.55 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.71

Partially carpeted floor:

**Mean:** 2.87 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.49

Lighting too low to comfortably read a book:

**Mean:** 2.97 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.64

Has at least one fruit/quiz/games machine:

**Mean:** 1.31 **Median:** 1 **Std. Dev** 0.63

Has at least one TV or flatscreen:

**Mean:** 1.78 **Median:** 2 **Std. Dev** 0.86

Has at least one TV or flatscreen which is usually switched on:

**Mean:** 1.31 **Median:** 1 **Std. Dev** 0.95

Provides newspapers:

**Mean:** 3.35 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.70

Mismatched chairs

**Mean:** 3.13 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.72

Unvarnished tables

**Mean:** 3.42 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.94

Hand-cut and/or triple-cooked chips on the menu:

**Mean:** 4.29 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.89

Chalkboard with specials (written in actual chalk, not painted on):

**Mean:** 4.06 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.88

Describes itself as a gastropub (on menus, on its website, on signs, whatever):

**Mean:** 4.53 **Median:** 4.5 **Std. Dev** 0.83

Doesn't have any handpulls/handpumps for real ale:

**Mean:** 2.42 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 1.13

Has at least one handpull/handpump for real ale:

**Mean:** 3.10 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.30

Has more than one handpull/handpump for real ale:

**Mean:** 3.00 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.51

Has real ale on gravity (a cask with a tap that gets opened to let beer fall out with no need for a handpull):

**Mean:** 2.81 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.74

Has real cider (i.e. not Strongbow, Magners, etc):

**Mean:** 3.10 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.64

Has a wine list:

**Mean:** 3.75 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.71

Has a cocktail menu:

**Mean:** 3.16 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.95

Some or all of the tables are set with cutlery and/or napkins and/or wine glasses and/or tablecloths:

**Mean:** 4.55 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.61

Has an area set aside for diners that you're not allowed to sit in if you're just drinking:

**Mean:** 4.13 **Median:** 5 **Std. Dev** 1.07

Has stools at the bar:

**Mean:** 2.74 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.51

Has a significant amount of space for standing-up drinking:

**Mean:** 2.10 **Median:** 2 **Std. Dev** 0.69

You're expected to wait to be seated:

**Mean:** 4.78 **Median:** 5 **Std. Dev** 1.24

You're expected to seat yourself:

**Mean:** 2.87 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.61

Staff are wearing uniforms:

**Mean:** 3.16 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.68

Doesn't do food:

**Mean:** 0.09 **Median:** 0 **Std. Dev** 0.29

Does food at lunchtimes only:

**Mean:** 1.32 **Median:** 1 **Std. Dev** 1.03

Does food in the evening only:

**Mean:** 2.06 **Median:** 2 **Std. Dev** 1.13

Does food at lunchtimes and in the evening, but not in between:

**Mean:** 2.87 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.75

Does food all day:

**Mean:** 3.19 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.64

Does breakfast:

**Mean:** 2.97 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.75

Does afternoon tea and/or cream tea:

**Mean:** 3.58 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.98

Table service for food if you want it:

**Mean:** 3.74 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.80

Table service for drinks if you want it:

**Mean:** 4.10 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.78

Mandatory table service for food:

**Mean:** 4.47 **Median:** 5 **Std. Dev** 0.85

Mandatory table service for drinks:

**Mean:** 4.58 **Median:** 5 **Std. Dev** 1.45

Bread and/or olives and/or crudites etc brought when you sit down:

**Mean:** 4.81 **Median:** 5 **Std. Dev** 1.16

Pay for your meal before you eat it:

**Mean:** 2.39 **Median:** 2 **Std. Dev** 0.66

Pay for your meal after you eat it:

**Mean:** 3.90 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.78

Menu changes every week:

**Mean:** 4.35 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.90

Menu changes around once a month:

**Mean:** 3.65 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.74

Menu changes around once every 2-3 months:

**Mean:** 2.94 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.84

Menu changes less often:

**Mean:** 2.19 **Median:** 2 **Std. Dev** 0.74

Menu never changes:

**Mean:** 1.33 **Median:** 1 **Std. Dev** 0.75

Menu is printed on a single sheet of paper:

**Mean:** 2.97 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 0.78

Menu is printed on several sheets of paper on a clipboard:

**Mean:** 3.68 **Median:** 4 **Std. Dev** 0.89

Menu is bound:

**Mean:** 3.43 **Median:** 3 **Std. Dev** 1.05